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[To All] Who is best poni?
Anonymous

I’ll have this post updated by all the members of the group so our answers aren’t separate posts.

So for me(Gamer): Rarity. Have you seen the sweet marshmallowy ass on that bitch? Shit looks all chewy and tender. Don’t get me started on that grape drank flavored mane and tail of hers, good Christ. She may be the secretive town bike, but at least that means she’s experienced. Don’t get me started on that vajayjay of hers, oh Lawdy. It would probably feel like I’m fucking marshmallow creme, you know the paste like marshmallow stuff you can get in jars. Also, her vagoo would probably be the cleanest out of all the others, so that’s an added bonus(note: Antro Rarity would come close to turning me furry if she existed, but she’s not the character I was refering to in the last post) I wonder though, if anthro Rarity’s breasts could secret marshmallow creme instead of milk? Too bad she doesn’t exist, so that theory couldn’t be tested. Oh well, that is who best puni is, now to wait for the other faggots to update this post.

Are any of you guys furries? If so, who is?
Anonymous

Seeing as how he’s busy still drawing that shitty compilation picture of all the OC BronyTeam has, I’ll take it upon myself to answer this question.

The biggest furfag in this group is Kairu, mainly because he’s got a Furaffinity account. I mean, that just scream “I jerk off to pictures of foxes and horses” so it’s not a big surprise. Gyro isn’t, due to the fact he actually works with horses on a ranch, so he knows how utterly disgusting their vaginas look. Glyph…I don’t know mang. That motherfucker could be fantasizing about a CMC foursome for all I know. Linkeh is obvious, he jerks it to Luna, who I’m forever tied to because of one of those birthday games, everynight. Of course, I never actually let him near Luna, because that just makes his blue balls glow a brighter shade of blue every day. Shadix chokes himself every night too; in hopes that it is Nurse Redheart that is doing the choking(he gets off to some weird shit mang) As for me, nope. Of course, there is one video game character that could turn me furry if she actually existed, but until that day, the closest would be when I see furry art, usually linked by faggots like MightyMatrix(the mod of that ‘lovely’ HentaiMatrix shit) and Kairu(who is the biggest furfag as stated above). So, that’s pretty much it. If I forgot anyone, it’s because they’re obviously a furfag and likes deepthroating horse cocks on a daily basis.

Lovingly yours,

Gamerboy

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THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS FUCKING ADORABLE GODDAMNIT!!!!@!@#!@#!@#!!RJSL:EIFJ:WFOI  I WANT ONE FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

-Gamer

Regarding the question  about our OC’s, I will be working on that soon, I just been pretty busy and shit with work and other drawings,  how ever I will be working on this one now so expect it next week hopefully, So fucking wait! I’ll be here soon!!!

- Love Kairu

Shadix, I hear you and Nurse Redheart did a little hooking up the other day. Please describe your feelings for her, and what an average night is like with you two together.
Anonymous

Oh,

She seemed very restrictive at work when I asked her (With my borked hoof and all). But when we went to get lunch she was was lovely and hilarious to be around. I definitely will stick with her for as long as I can. We ended our day with a trot to her house and then we fucked.

The End.

Okay we just slept in the same bed, I’m getting around to it.

-Shadix

To anyone’s unanswered questions

We’re trying to get to them, it’s just that Shadix and Kairu are lazy fucks. For the 2 questions we’ve received regarding the OCs, Kairu’s on that. Shadix was just told about his question, so he should get to that. I’m showing humility in this post, because I don’t want anyone to feel like we’re ignoring their question(s). Trust me, I know some asshole blogs that ignore my questions; maybe it has something to do with the fact that I call them my nigga for the most part. Who knows.

-Gamerboy

I have no words for this shit. Just that I would like a cup of soup

-Gamerboy

Spike gets all the bitches. Don’t be jealous that he can get pony vag like Rarity’s and all natural dragons’. Maybe one day, we can all be like Spike and have his swag.

Spike gets all the bitches. Don’t be jealous that he can get pony vag like Rarity’s and all natural dragons’. Maybe one day, we can all be like Spike and have his swag.

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This works somehow. I kinda want someone to actually make a parody with this shit.

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Y’know how them bitches be shoving that Gucci shit in my face. Dem bitches don’t know fashion or nothin’